Tonight I am watching the movie "Drop Zone" with Weslie Snipes. It was made before Gary Busey developed, what appears to be, a very serious case of strabismus (I don't know how the man can see). I think it may be the best ensemble cast ever. It even has the guy from "Parker Lewis Can't Lose." Unfortunately, Parker's parachute doesn't open and, thus, a paradox is born.
I think is would be awesome is Weslie Snipes played the character Blade in all of his movies, past and present. Imagine how great it would have been if he played Blade in "To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar," "White Men Can't Jump" or "Jungle Fever."
I think Blade would make an awesome Hockey player. He has focus and priorities. He also works for the greater good and not a paycheck (Blade, not Weslie Snipes). Furthermore, he can articulate the phrase Mother F$#@er so clearly that network TV would have to mute and blur out his mouth during the entirety of the game. He would make Brian McGrattan seem tame in comparison.
I miss McGrattan. I wish they would let him play more. I bet McGrattan gives really nice hugs. He seems like he might be a spooner too. In my experience, tall men like to be little spoon. I wonder if he secretly writes sensitive poetry? Everyone needs an outlet, I guess.
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