Sharks

Dear Kiprusoff-

I've never been a fan of sharks or of San Jose, so the combination of the two makes me taste tummy bile in my mouth.  Very unpleasant, to say the least.  They say when attacked by a shark that you should hit them in the head and gouge their eyes.  I think this would work well on San Jose Hockey players too.  Again, I am not advocating violence, just suggesting basic survival skills.